GUYS AT WORK WE WERE DOING A GLASS PAINTING PROJECT AND MY DESIGN WAS THIS
THATS GALLIFREYAN FOR “FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY.”
PLOT TWIST 2: IT’S GONNA BE ON DISPLAY IN MY CITY’S ART GALLERY
this is my most reblogged text post
hahaha can you imagine the doctor strolling into that city art gallery and doing a double take at that
I think I just tricked a bunch of guys at my work into thinking I’m car savvy.
They were all discussing different types of cars and one of them jokingly asked me what my dream car was.
Naturally, I said a black, ‘67 Chevy Impala.
They all got these really impressed and surprised looks on their faces and started nodding, saying things like “Yeah.” “Nice choice.” “That’s a good one.”
They think I’m a car person now.
Team Free Will - Internal Monologue
sam’s bitchface at the end is precious
Inception - Minimalist Totems.
People who understand you have a busy life and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)
People who understand you’re a lazy ass piece of shit and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)
DECK THE HALLS WITH SALT AND HUNTERS
TIS THE SEASON TO WEAR JUMPERS
DON WE NOW OUR PLAID AND SHOTGUN
IMPALALA LALALA LA LA LA
JOIN ME NOW AND WE’LL HAVE MORE FUN
SEE THE BLAZING SALTED GRAVE
THE FAMILY BUSINESS IS TO SAVE
SEXY CARS AND FALLEN ANGELS
IMPALALA LALALA LALALA
WHAT THE FUCK NOTHING RHYMES WITH ANGEL
Reblogging aggressively. Some publishers will throw your manuscript into the slush pile or, worse, the trash if you don’t follow their desired format. Spec fic publishers are especially strict about manuscript formatting.
Also reblogging aggressively.
on tumblr’s community guidelines page they use a swear word and then link you to a porn website
I hate school.
But I don’t hate education.
There’s a huge difference.
The difference is an education is just knowledge and qualifications that allow you to do well in life. School is just a load of shitty buildings with a load of shitty people doing shitty work because other shitty people say so.
I just reblogged this but I’m doing it again for the comment
my dash is kinda slow so reblog if you post (or reblog, I’m not that picky)
- doctor who
- sword art online
- angel beats
- band/orchestra things (I play the flute so yea)
- bonus points if you draw fanart
friendly reminder that
- having straight ships does not make you homophobic
- having gay ships does not make you a fetishist
- having canon ships does not make you a tool
- having fanon ships does not make you childish
we’re all dorks sitting at our computers crying over fictional people so lighten up
- having incest ships does not mean u want to do stuff with ur family members
do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you
okay so there is actually no one online so like/reblog this and I will definitely follow you if you mainly post
- I’ll also definitely follow you if you reblog this or follow me
I will be checking out every single blog but there’s a good chance I’ll follow you if you post
- harry potter
- sherlock (NOT FUCKING ELEMENTARY)